Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Randomize
