My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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