My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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