just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
My pussy is not your playground.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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