yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
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I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
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Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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