btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
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Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
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Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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