You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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