real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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