Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I looked at my own cervix.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
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I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
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Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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