these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
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You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
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Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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