she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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