Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
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I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
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Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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