I got chris browned last night
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
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Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
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She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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