Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
It was confusing and full of hummus
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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