why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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