Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
