please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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