these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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