Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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