it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
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Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
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You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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