Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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