when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
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You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
This house was built for laser tag.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
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We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
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