omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
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Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
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did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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