This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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