I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
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I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
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Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Congratulations! We have a period
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