I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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