normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Floor bacon is actually really good
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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