Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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