Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
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HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
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Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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