I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
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If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
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I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
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Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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