You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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