She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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