you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
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Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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