You surviving the open bar?
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Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
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he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
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I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
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