Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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