Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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