I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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