'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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