is your mom at the bar?
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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