He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
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Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
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I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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