This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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