Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
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Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
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Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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