I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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