I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
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Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
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michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!