My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
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listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
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All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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