Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(805): View more from California

I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.

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(914): View more from New York

after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.

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(804): View more from Virginia

I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.

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(512): View more from Texas

Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine

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(604): View more from British Columbia

she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double

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(714): View more from California

the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I just hope I don't wheeze during sex

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Congrats! Its a fuck boy!

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