I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
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i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
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I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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