ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
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You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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