i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
