This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
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if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
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Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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