Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
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she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
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What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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