A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
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Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
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He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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