I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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