So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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