I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
You can make out without kissing
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