Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
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Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
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Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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