I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
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This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
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She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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